i still can’t believe it’s already fucking november like october literally felt like it lasted 4 minutes where has this year gone why is the progression of time so mind boggling to me what the fuck
heavy is the hand that holds the cock or something
the night before i have to wake up early always makes me feel like im on death row or something
david shrigley
Podcast where every week someone different interviews me, and if they ask something I’ve answered before, they get Nickelodeon slimed, so episode one is like, “Where are you from? What’s your favorite color?” but episode one-hundred is like, “How many birds would you estimate you saw on the family vacation to Yellowstone you took when you were seven?” and they still get slimed.
This post is only mildly funny by virtue of the fact that it takes place in a world where I’m capable of answering questions.



